Thanks for visiting the Mr. Pickles website! We appreciate your
patronage. You’re the best! Please note that by purchasing any products from our site, you have agreed to the following:
PRIVACY STATEMENT:
We do not share any personal information gathered online with outside companies. (We hate it when that happens!) In some cases, this information may be used for Mr. Pickles mailings (via the SNAIL MAIL or via the EMAIL). Likewise, when you order an item from the site, your mailing and payment information are stored securely and never shared. You may always unsubscribe from the Mr. Pickles mailing list by emailing us at info@mrpickles.com.
AVAILABILITY:
In general, items purchased from the Mr. Pickles online store are
shipped within 1 – 2 business days. In the event that we do not have your item in stock, we will notify you of the estimated ship date. Any questions about orders may be sent to info@mrpickles.com.
SALES TAX:
Only Ohio residents get the shaft and have to pay sales tax (6.75%) which goes to THE MAN! You lucky dogs who live outside the Buckeye State don’t have to pay our sales taxes.
CAUTION!
Some Mr. Pickles items are handmade by us! We do our very best to make each item with tender, loving care. Because they’re handmade though, no two items are exactly alike, much like snowflakes and Eggo Waffles. Mr. Pickles Cuddlers™ in particular are half plushy toy goodness and half works of art. Because they may be hand-stitched and have potentially hazardous plastic parts, they are not intended as playthings or pet toys. Certainly not for children under 3 years of age. Basically, don’t give these toys to anyone who might rip the faces off and eat them. (They ain’t food!). Mr. Pickles and Fatty & Humper Designs LLC cannot be held responsible for any harm or injury that may be caused directly or indirectly by mrpickles.com merchandise. (If a Cuddler™ should come to life and slap you in the face, you may be a magical sorcerer. Please do us a favor and turn your Cuddler™ back into a toy before it takes over the planet.)
FINALLY Thank you for reading our User Agreement! This is by far the most unexciting part of our website.
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