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You don’t have to put me in your truth lasso
I’ll tell you straight up
The only reason I’m dating you, Wonder Woman
Is so I can ride in your invisible jet
The great thing about invisible jets
Is that while the jet is invisible
You’re still completely visible
So it looks like you’re just hovering over everyone
But at super fast jet speed
Don’t get me wrong
I like the way you fill out
Your weird bathing suit uniform thing
But, come on, babe
Let’s just have one ride in that invisible jet
My ’82 LeCar needs a new muffler
And some brake pads and a new paint job
And a working air conditioner
And yet, you seem to have no problem
with borrowing it to go to the mall
I wonder, Woman, why you torture me
I’m really a Super Man
So before we end our fantasy relationship
Can I please just have one ride in your invisible jet? |
