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Juliette, you’re kooky and weird, but I’d give you a go
Gwyneth, you married a rock star, but I’d put on a better show
Jennifer, I know you feel jilted since he allegedly cheated on you
But, Brad Pitt’s totally rubber, and I’m totally glue
You all may be sloppy seconds, but to me you’re hot and fresh
We could summer in the Hamptons and winter in Marrakech
Angelina, if history repeats itself like it sometimes does
You’ll be next in line for some of my special rebound love |
