America's Next Top Model.
There. I said it. Not ashamed.
Here are ten things about the season premiere that illustrate why this show is magic:
1. Tyra-Bot
2. Alpha Jay and Beta Jay
3. Fake silver hairdos
4. ANTM button machine (a.k.a. Model CompuTron)
5. Transgender
6. Mixed martial artist
7. Tyra Mail
8. Insane giggling (Marjorie)
9. My Life As A Cover Girl commercials (horrible)
10. "Smile with your eyes" (3)
Prediction: Wind In The Hair is going to win the whole thing.
Prediction 2: Tyra will be acting like a damn fool for the next 12 weeks.