Weddings galore this summer, friends!
Wedding One: A couple of weeks ago, I went to my cousin's wedding held on a Virginia plantation. We all got cowboy hats as wedding favors and some guy with a mullet danced a jig. Somebody wrote "I Heart the Groom" on their butt and showed it to the bride. I stole some silverware because it had squirrels on it.
Wedding Two: Box and Lady Box got married last night in Des Moines. A chicken nugget officiated. That's awesome.
Wedding Three: I'm leaving for Ireland on Wednesday to head to my friend, Kate's wedding. She's getting married in Sneem to a bloke named Angus. A local wrestler named The Crusher has his own statue in the town square. I hope that's where the wedding photos are taken.
These could be the 3 best weddings in the history of nuptials.
